This book quote amused me

The quarterly trivia night that I enthusiastically emcee at the library can handle a maximum of 28 teams of 7-8 people each. You do the math.

"They all seem to know who I am. Well, I guess that's what happens when you make a complete and utter ass of yourself onstage in front of 200 total strangers. They all feel like you're their best friend."

--From Meg Cabot's Queen of Babble